Friday, November 20, 2009

The delay is over...

strip #126 SIZE ALWAYS MATTERS




Hi everybody! We are back from the "ZEUS TOGA ABUSE FESTIVAL"! FINALLY! Some good things just don't wanna end... But you know when someone suggests Massive-Toga-Swapping it's time to call it quits. It's always the same Big perverts that ruin the fun for the mild perverts. And what a Festival! It was raining a lot, so most activities were canceled, or moved indoors. How can one fully enjoy Marathon-Tumbling sessions indoors where there are no ants? Four months of training in ant filled fields for nothing! I'm not bitter (I say that a lot to disguise bitterness apparently) but I had rashes from June to September and I want someone to be accountable. Ant bites diminished my sitting capacity tremendously! I hope it's not permanent...

So Minos failed again to find a way out. But next time his chances increase by 25%. Those are some chances... Is anybody else getting excited over this?

Next comic pretty soon. That's all I'm saying... to avoid a delay...

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Minos celebrates life!... riiight?

Click to visit the latest Minos comic updates:
strip #124 A SINGLE TEAR
strip #125 I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY




Sorry for not updating yesterday, but this year, we decided to follow the Antiquity Calendar (as we have previously revealed) and festively celebrate all the good parties! Yesterday was "BRING YOUR HARPY TO WORK" day. I don't know what we were thinking celebrating that one. Apparently, it's impossible to update a webcomic, while trying to stop a mating harpy! I don't understand how they're extinct... let's leave it to that!

Is it me or has Minos lost some weight? I'll go grab my glasses. I see better when drunk. It's a rare condition I have. When sober I go blind. The doctor said there's a cure, but I don't want it!

Next update is scheduled for Tuesday. It's scheduled and the only Holiday ahead is the "ZEUS TOGA ABUSE FESTIVAL" on Monday night... Hopefully, it won't keep us busy too long.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Boo!

The new Vote Incentive is now UP! It's a drawing of Minos' Halloween costume for 2009... and surprisingly he gathered lots of candies for it.

This Halloween Special is available at the Top Web Comics site, viewable upon voting. By clicking the image below you can reach TWC and vote. While you're there you can check out the site for literally thousands of webcomic links, ranked by popularity and genre. It's a great place to find online comics to read and to follow your favorites.

And you can vote once a day! It will keep the Minotaur's doctor away!!!


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Centaur tears and Halloween oddities

Click to visit the latest Minos comic updates:
strip #121 BYE BYE BEAUTIFUL
strip #122 CAUTION: WET PAINT
strip #123 FRISKY FURRY



Minos is not done with his HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION! He plans on getting MORE out of the "holiday". He hopes to get lots of candy when Trick-O-Treating in his NEW costume! It's manly! It's lovable. It's CLASSIC! And you can see it too! It will be posted as an incentive in the next couple of days. We'll tell you when it will be done.

We wish you all a safe Halloween, better stay indoors with all those Zombies, Vampires and Little Princesses walking around, trying to barge in strangers' homes to grab their sweets and other grabable parts their toddler arms can reach. Beware! Don't open the door unless equipped with groin protectors. I WARNED THEE!

Next comic will be around Monday. How round is Monday anyways? We'll see...

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Lament for prettiness

strip #120 WHO'S HITTING ON YOU?




In this over-sized strip, we get to learn many things! Firstly, Minos' ideas should never even be considered as ideas. Secondly, it is strange to see that Bolanus has no issue with Minos' wish to die, yet is incapable of hurting him. Or is he? Thirdly, those mercenaries are quite efficient! It seems someone REALLY wants to work for manure!!!

Next time, we will learn the fate of Bolanus. That is if his friends can still recognize the body when the coroner arrives. It will be one of those TURN-AROUND-180 DEGREES strips! You know the kind right? The one where something IMPORTANT happens to a non important supportive character, that in no way alters the direction of the main plot... You know, the collectible issues! And it will be here for FREE before June 29 2017!!! It's all I'm saying :)

Friday, October 2, 2009

More silliness! Ta-daa!

New comics at Minos' lair :)

strip #118 A HANDFUL OF BAGS
strip #119 BOLANUS THREESOME




So Bolanus is back, and he brought company: more of himself! The debate's Battle Ground is heating up! ANYTHING can happen :) We also learned that when Minos is really REALLY clueless, his eyebrows mysteriously disappear!!! I thought he was really REALLY clueless all the time, but I guess not... Next update will be on Wednesday.

In other comicky news, we did a Guest strip this week for another online comic: GOO FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, so I URGE YOU to go read it! :D And check out the comic while you're at it. It's a fun and friendly comic about a gooey creature, from another dimension, whose interpretations of real life don't quite match our human standards... But we get good laughs as a result. If you think Minos is weird, Goo has some things to teach you!

CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO GO TO THE GUEST STRIP!


A NEW INCENTIVE is also up for those who VOTE for Minos at TWC. This time, Minos teaches the little minotaur EVERYTHING there is to know about the LETTER F... And it does involve one of Minos' Fantasies... VOTE YOUR WORRIES AWAY

And I'm glad October is here. I generally enjoy the fall very much and this year doesn't seem to be any different. :) There are many Minos related surprises and side projects stirring, which we're excited about. More hints in the next updates. :)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

It's Minos Comeback Day

The 2 latest comics are linked below. Finally the lengthy delay is over. :)

strip #116 PITCHFORK AND ANGER
strip #117 WORLD OF WARCRAFT NEWBIE



A NEW STRIP IS HERE! Not any strip, but one where we learn something about Minos. He is also incompetent in vegetable pass times.

Now, thanks to the many MANY fans who wrote to investigate Minos' disappearance (it was many in comparison to previous delays, where we got no attention whatsoever. It could be our whinny attitude that got rewarded, I'm not sure.) As you can see, Minos is NOT quitting. He enjoys his internet fame, and the fact that he is getting more and more popular in Saint Kitts. Or it could be someone with a proxy from Iran... Either way, Minos likes it! :)

But why were we delayed? Interesting question, got me by surprise! The thing is a letter arrived at the Dumb Bum Headquarters (yes, there is such thing) inviting us to participate at the Economical Summit of Honduras, asking us to represent the Webcomic Industry, one of the prospects to boost the Honduran Economy in the next 10 years. We stopped reading at "Open Buffet" and went there.

Our participation was cut short after we introduced ourselves, and they realized we are not DC Comics, but DB Comics, and our napkin-drawn income chart failed to impress them. I managed to snatch some Lobster Tails from the Buffet Table as I was thrown outside, so it wasn't all humiliation.

Having not purchased a return ticket (hoping they were going to keep the entire Dumb Bum crew in their Parliament/Castle whatever they have) we were forced to hitch a ride back home :( Very early in the morning, the penciler had extended arm in the humid wind, and noticed that the arm became dysfunctional. Suspecting it was a ploy to steal my lobster tail delights, I provided no help.

Yada Yada Yada: Comic Delayed. True Story!

If we believed in Karma, we would say that we got more than our share lately. But we don't. It's voodoo! Somebody is cursing us. Fans of the minotaur, we urge you to find the evil doll player, and report him/her/? to the local authorities. When in doubt: Shoot to Kill, Shoot to Kill! Thanks.

Next strip will be on Saturday. Or earlier if the fans insists!