Don't be a sore winner

strip #134 OH! THAT'S NASTY




This one is for the Sadist in all of us! You really need to connect with Billy-The-Sadist inside you, in order to crack a smile.

I guess this mini-arc is mounting into a soap opera Minotaur Style! Oh the Drama!

Next strip, the tension continues to grow. I'm sure there'll be an outcome at the end... Maybe earlier... Why save everything for last and ruin the possibility of a flat ending? You only get one of those to ruin. As I was saying, next strip will be during the weekend.

Let the games begin

strip #133 RULE THIS OUT




So who could predict such an outrageous outcome? Minos is clever! (most would say he is a cheater, but it's the closest he ever came to a quality, so I say "CLEVER"... Please don't spoil his fun.)

Will Tic-Tac-Toe be the end of Minos? Was death child's play all along? Or does that little minotaur conceal a chainsaw under his diaper-shaped loincloth? It might be news to some of you, but kids are violent these days. I personally blame video games. Pac-Man teaches nasty behavior. And don't get me started on that "Miss" Pac-Man...

Next time, we will reveal why Minos needs to better assess his opponents. And that will be on Majestic Tuesday!!!

Comic time

strip #132 FAULTY FUN




The NEW YEAR is upon us (hey, it's still new! I was in a coma for 17 days, so I don't care if you got used to it, it's "NEW" to me!) and what better way to make it feel normal by welcoming it with a new Minos strip! They have something in common: they are both NEW!!! They are made for each other. Who matched them up? I DID! If there are any desperate single people out there, send me your stats and I'll set you up with someone (or something) in RECORD TIME!

This got me thinking. It's not just desperate singles who read Minos the Minotaur, there might be some celebrities too! Why not? For sure Robert DeNiro fits my idea of a Minos reader. I bet Vladimir Putin is promoting it to all his friends too! If there was no language barrier, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would go all Nuclear about it, I'm sure... Christian Schneider (the SUPER FAMOUS creator of the damned Gummy Bear Song) reads Minos for sure, language barrier or not! I hope he sees what's good for him and makes a song out of Minos. That would propel him to SUPER STARDOM FOREVER!

But my speculations aren't enough to satisfy my curiosity. So if any CELEBRITY (yes, I'm including YOU Pauly Shore) reads this comic, which is Highly Likely, please email me your name. I won't tell the press, just my psychiatrist. He always probes me about that kind of stuff, I think he tries to live through me...

2010 Brings RESOLUTIONS! Our resolutions for Minos the Minotaur in 2010 are the following:
- Have a Regular Update Schedule Thrice a Week. The Comic will Update on Mondays and TWICE on Thursdays!
- Sell Minos Plush Toys for 3.25$ and clay Statues for 11.82$
- Include the words "Muffin", "Spatula", "Crevasse" and "Argentine Tango" in strips featuring Bolanus the Centaur.
- Pitch Minos the Minotaur Movie: "Once Upon Horns" to three Production Companies in Romania, Taiwan and Poland in that order!
- Gain 16.35 Trillion from the Success of The Minos Movie AND sales of related merchandise (1 billion at least from the Cheese graters!)
- Buy Google and rename it MOOOOgle
- We will refuse Marvel's pitch to have the Incredible Hulk appear in our comic as a manure customer.

Of course, the only resolution we tend not to break is Number 4!

Next Update will be later today... on THURSDAY! That's our resolution! Right?