Minos the Strategist

strip #131 CLOSING IN ON THE ENEMY




It just hit me: Minos has not seen a mirror! That will be a SHOCKER one day! But not today. Also, "Today" is NOT THE DAY where Minos feels guilty, or any other emotion for that matter...

So Minos the Minotaur made it past another year with triumph! This time it was 2009... Coming to think of it, it wasn't much triumph for Minos. He failed many times. That is why 2009 was NOT HIS YEAR OF PREFERENCE! He now looks forward to 2010, hoping it will be his last!!! Time will tell, but we all know that even number years are a bit luckier!

This is the last strip for 2009 (as we promised. We have no intention to add another strip within the next two hours.... we'll see.) Perhaps it's the first for 2010 for you, but I'm not responsible for time zone differences. If it was up to Dumb Bum, we would gladly abolish ALL TIME ZONES and move everyone to Panama! And I don't want to hear those pessimists claim that we can't fit 6 billion people in one place. I saw a circus act this morning, and you know how many clowns fit in a Beetle??? We have a plan to cram Panama with Beetles! 7 of them. That should be more than enough.

Next time, we will share with THE ENTIRE WORLD (you included) our NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS for Minos the Minotaur! OH How promising!!! And the clash of the Minotaurs will continue... With Clashing. Locked horns? Maybe... Screams of Agony? Hum... I don't know, maybe!

Some good news for Minos!

strip #130 CHILDREN BRING JOY




It's a good thing Minos continued to feed his child, even through hard times, when his conscience was advising him against it! What Death Match could be in store between the Two Minotaurs? Will the conflict be between the Bull Parts or the Human Parts? Or is it going to be one of each?

It saddens me to see that when Minos is the happiest, the content of the comic is nude-free! Distasteful :(

And we'll have one more strip before the end of the year! Make sure not to miss it!!!
:)

Timing counts

strip #129 BITE ME TENDER




Minos is OBVIOUSLY too hot for TV! But for the internet he's just about right!

For those who voyeuristically noticed when Minos put on his outfit, he was not wearing his thong, but as he removes it, he is all thonged up!... (First, I congratulate you for looking where it counts! hehe) That's Because he wore his precious loincloth AFTER REMOVING the turkey pants but BEFORE HE REMOVED THE TURKEY WINGS! It was not paneled. But for the scientific minded, here are the scientific facts:
- It takes Minos 4.27 seconds to get fully dressed.
- It takes less than 2.3 seconds for Minos to drop his thong. His personal best is 0.52 seconds.
- Don't believe me? Fine, do your own research at home. Use a towel, and keep us posted.

THE NEW INCENTIVE will be up during the weekend. What letter will be next? Only Minos can tell.

A "Mr.Dressup" inspired comic...

strip #128 EXOTIC ROLE PLAY




The new strip arrived as promised, on the manly: Thor's day! Reality check to whoever named it "THOR'S DAY". There was no thunder whatsoever. It was barely damp. Thor has gotten lazy. Whoever is responsible for his supervision, better put him in line... Right. The customer is always right! And don't you forget that...

Why is this not a Thanksgiving strip? Because Minos has nothing to be thankful for. Sure, he might look happy now, but we all know where his joy usually leads... Nowhere involving gratitude.

This is my FAVORITE STRIP so far, for it's the third in a row with graphic nudity!!!! NUDITY!!!! I'm glad I'm not shy anymore and can push my subliminal fantasies right there in cyberspace, for all the geeks to see! Maybe you don't relate to me, but I relate to YOU, so it's the same! You can't escape our binding destiny... BROTHERS!!! SISTERS!!! EWOKS!!!

Considering that Minos never saw (or heard) a living turkey, I believe his costume deserves a merit medal. No medal, just the ribbon. It doesn't exactly flatter his hips as you can see, but it enhances his posterior angles.

See ya on Wednesday when the TURKEYFEST continues!

Why is there a sequel? WHY???

strip #127 JET STREAM IRRIGATION




Who knew that the previous strip would get a sequel? How could we resist? How could Minos resist? All because fans like YOU asked for it!

What was Minos thinking? What type of mathematical equation got him in this jam? Well I'll tell you what, everything is possible when you discard biology, physics and common inhibition all together! Never before have we managed to raise so many questions in so few panels. It's a first for all of us!

This strip is quite special. Not only is it humorous, but you can play "SPOT THE TEN DIFFERENCES" between the two images. Only there are 16 differences, so if you can't get 10, you are not in a better position than Minos himself :)

Today I wish I had a monkey. We all have those days. Why is mine anymore worth whining about publicly? Because I had BIG PLANS for that monkey. I could buy a clipper, shave it, paint it neon pink, and pretend it's my alien friend from the planet PLANET OF THE APES! Oh what a planet! What a plan! What a dream! Why has evolution taken us so far from nature, where monkeys roam both freely and abundantly? Why is evolution always against me? Why are all the nearby monkeys monitored by National Geographics, or placed under witness protection for pending cases I'm involved in?

Next strip won't have a monkey in it... or maybe it will! But probably not. I don't like mixing my personal fantasies with my professional obligations. I use "professional" loosely to enhance my image before the jury comes to a verdict. THAT MONKEY HARASSED ME FIRST! I WAS ATTRACTED TO IT IN SELF-DEFENSE ONLY!!! ... ... So yeah, next comic on (I just noticed. "comic on" is one space different than "comicon"! WOW! There is someplace I won't get invited to any time soon.) Thursday.

On second thought no, not on Thursday. Sounds girly. Minos will update on THOR'S DAY!