Minos wants more money and that's not good.

strip #220 CREEP OF CRETE




As we promised, Minos is now MORE beautiful than ever! (Thanks to Revlon for making him so irresistible with shade #264 Sizzling Flaming Cherry.) If you agree that Minos is now hotter (or even if you don't, won't change a thing) get ready for a few burning weeks of Minos in Business, as this is AN ARC! So tell your children to avoid the internet for a while.

Now that the Olympics are over I have the pleasure to announce that the IOC accepted one of my sport suggestions for the 2018 Olympics in South Korea: Two Men Skeleton! Thanks to the ILGA Association for saying "Two Men Skeleton? Who would ever oppose this?"... At least some members of ILGA backed-me up, but I don't know why.

Now in REAL news, Minos updates again when the Koalas Cross the 13th Interstate at Noon near the town of Forkburry! (Yes, the same town Poumplovich stopped in for two days in 2002) In other words, on Friday! So get moving Koalas, our readers are waiting!

Who needs to count calories?

strip #219 THE HUNGER GAMES




There you have it, another update is here! Late only because of curling. Enough said.

Olympics: After the IOC turned down my ideas for NEW and comprehensive winter Olympic events, I moved my inventiveness to the summer games. The IOC is about to receive my new sport suggestion: Trampoline Boxing! Look for it in the 2040 games. And then look for the TEAM TRAMPOLINE BOXING in 2048!!! My intelligence is only used to serve mankind from now on.

In case you have not seen what we posted on Twitter this week, here have a look! Minos caught curling fever! It's not deadly only dangerous to his non-existing social life.

Minos will update again on Tuesday, and I can tell you he is more beautiful than EVER! He's putting an effort at last in the right direction. Tell your friends.

Minos needs some directions

strip #218 JACKASS COMPASS




What a lovely rhyming title! AH! that 3 letter word never fails to crack me a smile ;) Can this be? Is Bolanus ALSO lost? Who knows. The future doesn't know, because I failed to tell it.

Olympics: Talking about those rhyming words, my FAVORITE Olympic sport is curling!!! It has so many "ENDS" I can never get enough... No I'm not a pervert, I'm just a normal person who enjoys the view of others sweeping and sweating and screaming end after end. I'm perfectly normal.

I'm worried about the Winter Olympics, thus far the doping screening has not been very successful. Cold weather makes it tough to retain urine, scientists say, and those thrilling adrenaline rushing sports, leave many many athletes "dry". How do they collect urine samples from the athletes after the Freestyle Aerials, the Skeleton events, the Halfpipe traumas? I fear they lose it while performing. I know for a fact, in Luge, they pass a cotton swab over the helmet after the event, and generally speaking it gets wet enough for a doping test... the dynamics of the sport make it plausible, but all athletes are not as lucky...

On a brighter note, we will GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR FREE!!! We made a little FUN Minos survey, to "learn" more about our readers, and how to improve things for you. Please click the image below, it will take you to the short survey (known in the business as the Minos the Minotaur Inquisition) and once you complete it, The Dumb Bum staff will do its magic, and you'll get a link for the FREE APP! (Hint, Minos appears in the game!!!! It's a game featuring Minotaurs!)

Thanks to all who participated so far! Your feedback is very appreciated, and will help Minos survive long into the third millennium.

Minos will update again! And again! And again! But let's not get ahead too much, and gather here on Friday for a mythological delight or disaster. See ya here!

And cuddlier :)

strip #217 BARN ATTRACTION




WEll... that speaks for itself. Happy Valentines Day, if you're not too traumatized after spending some time with Minos.

Olympics: By watching the competitions, you can guess how bad the world economy is. Germany can force the Olympic Committee to add a NEW luge event, so they can win more medals... Team luge... Consistently, the IOC has turned down my repetitive luge suggestions: Three-Men Luge, One Man one Donkey luge, and my favorite a luger holding on to an egg basket as he slides. All BRILLIANT ideas... The Germans would most probably still win all of those, but it would be more fun for me to watch.

For all the doped athletes of the world, fearing the "doping-test", Dumb Bum can rescue ALL of you! I've been keeping some of my BEST urine samples over the years (400 of them) and I'm ready to sell them cheaper than any other stranger! All we need it's a clever way to swap (not that I need your urine sample, but I'll keep it either way, why not? I collect weirder things.)

Next comic should be here on Tuesday. That is my prediction!

Cuddly

strip #216 TOUPEE FALLACY




Minos is below standards once again :( His long time dream to be the next L'Oreal Shampoo Girl, is dead! Once more something dies before Minos. Also, thanks to all who took their time and answered our little survey! If you don't know what I'm talking about, just keep reading, it's still going on.

On a brighter note, we will GIVE YOU the chance to WIN SOMETHING FOR FREE!!! We made a little FUN Minos survey, to "learn" more about our readers, and how to improve things for you. Please click the image below, it will take you to the short survey (known in the business as the Minos the Minotaur Inquisition) and once you complete it, The Dumb Bum staff will do its magic, and you'll get a link for the FREE APP! (Hint, Minos appears in the game!!!! It's a game featuring Minotaurs!)

Next comic is disturbing! So close a shrink appointment for early next week, because Minos updates this Friday!!! Start shivering.

Well, fed...

strip #215 NOT GENERIC




Minos is brought later than promised, but that is ONLY because we seized an opportunity to impress our idols! And by opportunity, I mean they left their back door open, and we're squatting in their backyard till someone kicks us out! We'll keep you informed, and start saving your coins to bail us out!

On a brighter note, we will GIVE YOU the chance to WIN SOMETHING FOR FREE!!! We made a little FUN Minos survey, to "learn" more about our readers, and how to improve things for you. Please click the image below, it will take you to the short survey (known in the business as the Minos the Minotaur Inquisition) and once you complete it, The Dumb Bum staff will do its magic, and you'll get a link for the FREE APP! (Hint, Minos appears in the game!!!! It's a game featuring Minotaurs!)

Next time you see Minos, the laxatives will be long gone! We'll interrupt our Olympic watching to bring you Minos... Not willingly, but there'll probably be a skeleton competition I'll be too scared to watch at some point... at some point...